A Bunch of Nerdy Memes for Clever People, You Wouldn’t Get It

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    When you're hungry but don't want to leave your bed to go eat: C'mon, do gluconeogenesis
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    ANDREJO @Andr3jH Follow this is why no one takes computer "science" seriously. Codd's 12 rules Article Talk ХА Codd's twelve rules [1] are a set of thirteen rules
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    Tweet @biancatheeangelo Percy Jackson @SeaweedbrainOfficial Z is just a sideways N 3:17 PM 23/08/20. Twitter for iPhone 891K Retweets 8M Likes 27 Nico Di Angelo @ghost_king 2m Replying to @SeaweedbrainOfficial Please stop 4,863 4 49.1K 1 Percy Jackson @Seaweedbra.... 50s v Replying to @ghost_king Zo 584 14,013 49K
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    Friend: food can't fill that hole in your heart Me: made with mematic
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    allteenhumor I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals IM LIVID sweaterkittensahoy Everyone go home. Puns are done. Source: allteenhumor 113,794 notes A
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    DURACELL Show me power! I said! Real Power! MITOCHONDRIA Perfection!!
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    When you accidentally type AGAGAGA instead of HAHAHAH [Laughs in Deoxyribonucleic Acid]
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    Band: We're going on a World: world tour! ♡♡
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    "Why are you laughing?" Me: Nothing My brain: Polished nails
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    DEAR ATHEISTS: How is it that cavemen survived the asteroid but the dinosaurs didn't? Social distancing. They stayed 65 million years apart
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    A pig without 3.14 is 9.8
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    Bone Btwohundredandsix
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    *Removing the crust from your wound* Your blood platelets that have been working for days
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    11:23 PM បងខឹង ថ្មគោល replied to your story Why are you from? ♦ You replied to បងខេង ថ្មគោល Why are you from? Because of Cambodia Sent
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    When you need more words in an essay: Cousin u/jojo_0405 The son of my mother's sister
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    If Daniel is Dan, Kenneth is Ken, Samson is Sam what is your name in Three letters Haha Comment You, Michael Masumpa and 20 others Cowen Chetty Fxck this game. 3h Like Reply Assar Sawuti I agree with this guy 3h Like Reply Share 18 10
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    me when my final exam is tomorrow me doing research on a random topic to prove someone wrong in the comment
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    My daughter was 'graded' 7/10 and 14/10 in her homework (just to color some objects) last week and 2weeks ago so I wrote in her correspondence book that 14/10 was an error. School replied "Tara's Mum, those were dates. We do not grade toddlers." I am embarrassed for myself.
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    another beautiful day without using sin cos or tan Tik Tok @g33briel
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    ACT THERE'S PLANET NO B THERE'S NO PLANET B THERE'S PLANET NOOB
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    Katie @ALadyNamed Katie Octopus: *gun in each hand* Cat: "you're one short buddy" pun bible Pun_bible PB @thepunbible Took me longer than I'd have liked to get this.
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    what rhymes with orange ♡ no it doesn't
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    My sister: *Hits my foot by accident* Me: "Ouch, you just broke- 8
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    Haskins_Elizondo @haskinsinuate Didn't have the candles #2 and #7 so... Happy 27th birthday son! Loren Happ Birth Loren QUI
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    Matt Doogue @MattDoogue Cuttlefish = not fish Starfish not fish Jellyfish not fish = Silverfish not fish == not fish Shellfish Seahorse fish
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    A Russian went for an eye check up. The Doctor showed the letters on the board: CZWXNQSTAZKY Doctor: Can you read this? Russian Read ??? I even know the guy...., he's my cousin. Czwxnqstazky Rozhdestvenskij Can someone explain me this joke please? I don't get it Like Reply 4d 668
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    Rare Medium Rare Medium Medium Well Well Done Congratulation -Epic -Legendary
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    Mr Black: @MrBlackOG What's the significance of this Xavier @Xavier_official._
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    98 = 49 4 @mmathematical_memes =2 Well yes, Outstanding but it's illegal.
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    REMINDER: ily = I love you imy = I miss you brb = be right back doesmath y = mx + b Fema x² - y² = (x - y)(x + y) E = mc² log (a) = 1
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    sarcasm 3+3 3x3 33 2+2 2x2 22

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